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Today, I finally made out with my boyfriend. Let's just say his idea of making out is moving his tongue like a lizard. FML

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On 11/20/2010 at 1:20am - love - by lorrilanee (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

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you mean there's a different way?? I just can't keep up with all these new trends :S

#2 - On 11/20/2010 at 6:00am by Rangant

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There is such a thing as constructive criticism. Wait until a time when sex isn't on the brain and then start a conversation about things that do and don't turn each other on. In a very nice way, explain to him that kissing like the wacky-waving, inflatable, arm-flailing tube-man just doesn't do it for you and politely give him pointers. His ego might be hurt a little bit by it, so try to keep it as caring and considerate as possible. Keywords: NICELY, POLITELY, CONSIDERATE, PENGUIN

#10 - On 11/20/2010 at 6:21am by Draminicaus

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