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Today, my wife and I had one of the biggest arguments we've ever had, which resulted in her leaving, going to her parents' house and calling me twice, screaming and sobbing. The argument was over a seven dollar bottle of wine. Apparently, she was "saving it for a special occasion." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22981) - you deserved it (3500)

On 11/15/2010 at 9:02pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

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Perhaps she was emotional and this was just the "straw that broke the camels back." Maybe She's been holding some serious anger issues inside for a long time.. like you always leave the toilet seat up and your clothes never make it into the hamper and you're just not the man she thought she married.. so Like any rational women upset and miserable with her life she takes it on you when you least suspect it.. you know like over a cheap bottle of wine..

;-)

#16 - On 11/16/2010 at 3:21am by thisgirl2u

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this is amazing.. imagine if you had real problems! you'd literally murder each other

#8 - On 11/16/2010 at 3:10am by piston26

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