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Today, I was giving my crush a lift home from a mutual friend's house. When he got in the car, my mom asked in French, "Is this the guy you won't stop talking about? You can do so much better!" Of all the things I've told about him to my mom, I forgot to mention he's French as well. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45525) - you deserved it (7949)

On 04/27/2009 at 12:43am - love - by frenchgirlll (woman) - United States (California)

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