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Yesterday I Was Giving Mah Crush A Lift Home From A Mutual Friend's House . When He Got In The Car, Mah Mom Askd In French, "Is This The Guy U Won't Stop Talking About? You Can Do So Much Better!" Of All The Things I've Told About Him To Mah Mom, I Forgot To Mention He's French As Well . FML

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I agree, your life sucks (56341) - you deserved it (11486)

On 04/27/2009 at 12:43am - love - by frenchgirlll (woman) - United States (California)

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lol that sucks. :( awkwardddd...

#1 - On 04/27/2009 at 6:13am by 21yearoldvirgin

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Parents always say stupid things. It's not like you can't expect it at least once in your life.

Sometimes it can even be out of jealously.

#5 - On 04/27/2009 at 6:17am by 24788

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