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Today, I was giving my crush a lift home from a mutual friend's house. When he got in the car, my mom asked in French, "Is this the guy you won't stop talking about? You can do so much better!" Of all the things I've told about him to my mom, I forgot to mention he's French as well. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (56127) - you deserved it (11444)

On 04/27/2009 at 12:43am - love - by frenchgirlll (woman) - United States (California)

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lol that sucks. :( awkwardddd...

#1 - On 04/27/2009 at 6:13am by 21yearoldvirgin

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Parents always say stupid things. It's not like you can't expect it at least once in your life.

Sometimes it can even be out of jealously.

#5 - On 04/27/2009 at 6:17am by 24788

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