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Today, while my boyfriend and I were fighting in the car, I paused to take a bite of my burrito. Just at that moment, he slammed on the brakes, causing me to deepthroat my burrito. I threw up all over myself. He won the argument. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28866) - you deserved it (7990)

On 10/30/2010 at 9:40am - love - by serendipity1027 - Sent from mobile version

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Did he make you deepthroat something else since you lost?

#6 - On 10/30/2010 at 1:55pm by Fortuitous

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Was the argument that you could deepthroat him if you really tried?

#13 - On 10/30/2010 at 2:06pm by perdix

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