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Today, my own boyfriend admitted that he can't name one single thing he likes about me without naming something "physical." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20282) - you deserved it (4550)

On 10/29/2010 at 9:23pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

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Why does that not suprise me

#1 - On 10/30/2010 at 2:47am by turtlemansam

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Hmm. If it bothers you that the relationship is mainly physical, then see if it can be improved upon, or end it. It sucks, but it's life. If we're lucky, one of our relationships ends up working out. So don't waste your time on the shitty ones, because life is too short! Get rid of people who make you unhappy!

#12 - On 10/30/2010 at 2:58am by Inspired22

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