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Today, I met a guy that I liked. We really hit it off, that is until his parents walked by and he started begging them, down on his hands and knees, to buy him a new video game. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26540) - you deserved it (3800)

On 10/15/2010 at 12:18am - love - by lilshoobydoo14 - United States (Illinois)

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Well, on the plus point at least you know how to make him do whatever you want now. Just buy him a game, then let him play when he is good.. and take it away from him when he is bad, disobeys you, or if he fails to pleasure you. ;-)

#3 - On 10/15/2010 at 6:09am by Jimboom

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So, did they buy him a new video game?

#6 - On 10/15/2010 at 6:09am by caseyxoxo

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