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Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML


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On 10/05/2010 at 12:47am - love - by June - United States (Georgia)

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clearly, he just can't handle your love.

|the kid|

#24 - On 10/05/2010 at 7:28am by TheNewGuy03

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that's so sad, baby.
what a sad guy.
and FYI it shouldn't matter if a girl has love handles or anything like that. the guy should love the girl for who they are not what they look like (: #justsayin'

#12 - On 10/05/2010 at 6:46am by AngieSixx_x0

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