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Today, I changed all my plans, after months of him begging me to, so I could go to the same university as my long-term boyfriend. After I sent in my deposit, he told me we couldn't live together in college because I was "invading his space." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16794) - you deserved it (9470)

On 09/30/2010 at 1:31am - love - by stupidgirl (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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Never change your plans for the sake of a single boy in your youth. In this era, it's just not worth it, darling...and now you see why....

#1 - On 09/30/2010 at 6:10am by Mirorbo

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If he was so desperate to be together, why didn't he go to the college of your choice? Dump him, because let's face it, he's probably a clingy loser anyway. Pull your pants up and do what you want to do; independence is always attractive. More often than not, your education will last longer than your relationships, especially if it's a high school relationship, so always put school first.

#21 - On 09/30/2010 at 6:52am by redbluegreen

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