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Today, I realized the guy I like is not deaf. This would normally be good news. However, for the past two weeks I assumed he was deaf after seeing him use sign language. I've been openly talking about him within earshot. FML

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On 09/14/2010 at 4:00pm - love - by Jackie - United States (California)

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Wow that's stupid because even deaf people can read lips.

#3 - On 09/14/2010 at 7:22pm by twinny_sc

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I don't understand how a person can "like" someone without knowing them. :P

#46 - On 09/14/2010 at 8:07pm by KelceyLoves

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