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Today, I was recovering from an operation. After I felt better, I checked my phone. There were 35 missed calls and angry text messages from my boyfriend asking why I wasn't at his house to cook his dinner. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29474) - you deserved it (4539)

On 09/12/2010 at 10:02am - love - by mrsfantastic - United Kingdom

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dump that asshole

#1 - On 09/12/2010 at 1:06pm by yeahthatsrite

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wow...bastard! dump his jerk ass

#2 - On 09/12/2010 at 1:07pm by MaryFairy

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