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Today, I filed a missing persons report on my boyfriend. He was out fishing and then was supposed to meet me for a romantic weekend getaway. He never showed up and didn't respond to my texts. I found out, courtesy of a voicemail from the sheriff's department, that he'd broken up with me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32598) - you deserved it (4399)

On 09/12/2010 at 1:22am - love - by stood-up (woman) - United States (Washington)

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Poor you. But still, why did you file a missing report almost immediatly after he was 'disappeared', instead of A) going to his house, B) call his parents, C) call his job/school? A little over the top, isn't it?

#16 - On 09/12/2010 at 6:56am by DjeePee

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ydi for jumping from unanswered texts to missing persons report, ease up ya psychopath, take a hint

#15 - On 09/12/2010 at 6:45am by Nightstrike07

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