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Today, I bought my boyfriend two concert tickets (of our favorite band) for his birthday. I was expecting him to bring me since I gave them to him and I like the band too. He said, "Sweet, thanks, I'll call my friend now and see if he wants to go. Think you could give us a ride?" FML


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On 09/10/2010 at 12:02am - love - by anlhawks - United States (Illinois)

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That's when you speak up and say, "No. I'm taking YOU. If you don't want to go, I'll take somebody else."

Don't be a doormat.

#3 - On 09/10/2010 at 6:18am by aback

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Tell him you want to go.

#1 - On 09/10/2010 at 6:16am by FFML_314

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