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Today, I got approached by a hot young lady in a bar. After joking around for a few minutes she said "hey I love your jacket, where'd you get that?". I then told her that it's actually a replica of the Indiana Jones jacket. This is when she remembered that she "had to go somewhere". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13044) - you deserved it (43377)

On 04/24/2009 at 12:40pm - love - by cole (man) - United States (Connecticut)

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