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Today, I got approached by a hot young lady in a bar. After joking around for a few minutes she said "hey I love your jacket, where'd you get that?". I then told her that it's actually a replica of the Indiana Jones jacket. This is when she remembered that she "had to go somewhere". FML


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On 04/24/2009 at 12:40pm - love - by cole (man) - United States (Connecticut)

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ahem.... not that I would care ... but where did you get this jacket?

#2 - On 04/24/2009 at 5:16pm by forthelin

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I think that's pretty cool. I wouldn't have left you = ) Unless you were creepy and i needed an excuse =P

#7 - On 04/24/2009 at 5:26pm by ThatsAli3

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