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Today, I came home to find a car parked in my assigned space. Pissed off, I left a note on the car's windshield saying, "Hey Assface, thanks for parking in my spot. I spat on your door handle." It turns out it was my girlfriend's parent's car. They took us out to dinner. FML

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On 04/24/2009 at 9:24am - love - by jason (man) - United States (California)

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What a douche. I hope your gf's parents spit in your food.

#1 - On 04/24/2009 at 2:05pm by I_am_stupid_also

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someone has mental/anger problems... no need to get that pissy over a parking spot

#5 - On 04/24/2009 at 2:18pm by kwbuzz23wk

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