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Today, I came home to find a random car parked in my assigned space. Pissed off, I left a note on the car's windshield saying "Hey Assface, thanks for parking in my spot. I spit on your door handle." It turns out it was my girlfriend's parent's car. They took us out to dinner. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7755) - you deserved it (51358)

On 04/24/2009 at 9:24am - love - by jason (man) - United States (California)

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