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Today, I met a really cute guy at work. He asked for my number, and I wrote it down on a piece of paper. After looking at the paper, he crumpled it up, yelled "Do you think I'm stupid? I know the rejection hotline when I see it", and walked away. It was my real phone number. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (63267) - you deserved it (3432)

On 04/24/2009 at 4:18am - love - by sad (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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His loss! Looks like he's stupid after all.. i'd call that a lucky escape

#1 - On 04/24/2009 at 10:16am by alki

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Why didn't you say anything?

#5 - On 04/24/2009 at 10:22am by blowyourspeakers

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