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Today, I found out that my boyfriend is only staying with me for the present I promised him for his birthday. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27431) - you deserved it (4662)

On 08/22/2010 at 2:17am - love - by arace15336 (woman) - United States (California)

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so YOU break up with him, who gives a fuck about his birthday present

#5 - On 08/22/2010 at 10:09am by remy3106

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you always gotta get one last blowjob.

#3 - On 08/22/2010 at 10:07am by 43bubba34

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