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Today, I missed my shift at work. I had asked my girlfriend, who works at the same store, to text me my schedule. She sent me the wrong hours for today. I got suspended, and she broke up with me for being too irresponsible. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30394) - you deserved it (8032)

On 08/14/2010 at 4:41pm - love - by irresponsible (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

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dumbass slap a bitch

#1 - On 08/14/2010 at 7:01pm by robertdr

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Haha wow you had a stupid gf. Shouldn't you be happy she broke up with you?

#3 - On 08/14/2010 at 7:04pm by lovinit5683

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