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Today, I was talking to a swimmer I just met. I saw a cute guy and whispered to her "that guy is hot." She asked "Who?" I pointed at him. She turned to see him, then turned back to me and said "Ew, thats my brother." She went to him, whispered something. He turned around to see me and said "EW." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51191) - you deserved it (6988)

On 04/22/2009 at 9:58pm - love - by uglyswimmer (woman) - United States (New York)

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Oh no, some guy you don't even know shot you down because he wasn't physically attracted to you. What are you, 14?

#2 - On 04/23/2009 at 3:20am by HurriKaty

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What's wrong with that girl? Someone tells her that they thinks her brother is hot, and she goes and tells her brother right away in front of the girl? Sounds kind of rude to me.

#14 - On 04/23/2009 at 4:24am by TydusArandor

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