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Today, I was talking to a swimmer I just met. I saw a cute guy and whispered to her "that guy is hot." She asked "Who?" I pointed at him. She turned to see him, then turned back to me and said "Ew, thats my brother." She went to him, whispered something. He turned around to see me and said "EW." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42726) - you deserved it (5032)

On 04/22/2009 at 9:58pm - love - by uglyswimmer (woman) - United States (New York)

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