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Today, while moving, I asked my wife where she put the alcohol. She told me she threw it out, because it was old. It was Scotch. It's supposed to be old. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38928) - you deserved it (5224)

On 08/06/2010 at 12:40am - love - by rugs - United States (Iowa)

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Tell her since she thinks old things are usless, you're going to toss her in the trash if she keeps aging.

#2 - On 08/06/2010 at 6:20am by Emrysa

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lmao wow you wife must really not be a drinker.

#4 - On 08/06/2010 at 6:22am by sweetdreams999

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