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Today, my boyfriend decided that a good time to have our first kiss was on a roller-coaster, right before a huge drop. He bit through my lip. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42002) - you deserved it (5281)

On 08/01/2010 at 2:06pm - love - by jacobscrackers - United Kingdom (Bracknell Forest)

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I'll bet that was a real letdown.

#7 - On 08/01/2010 at 5:25pm by perdix

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Through the lip ? Ouch.... well atleast it was memorable.

#4 - On 08/01/2010 at 5:22pm by xerikax3

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