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Today, I was visiting my girlfriend at her house. We heard the door bell ring. She told me to jump out the window thinking it was her dad. I jumped, landed wrong, and got hurt. It turns out we were ding-dong-ditched. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9576) - you deserved it (15383)

On 07/30/2010 at 7:40pm - love - by nitroman64 (man) - United States (Colorado)

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