Today, I was visiting my girlfriend at her house. We heard the door bell ring. She told me to jump out the window thinking it was her dad. I jumped, landed wrong, and got hurt. It turns out we were ding-dong-ditched. FML
I agree, your life sucks (8197) - you totally deserved it (12710)
On 07/30/2010 at 7:40pm - love - by nitroman64 (man) - United States (Colorado)
(0)Mothafucka shoulda pulled some secret agent shit and got on top of your roof. Then he could slide down the gutter drain.
Then he could walk away, while your house blew up and not even look back.
Because that's badass.
#30 - On 07/31/2010 at 3:59am by HandOfClod
(0)this reminds me of an Afroman song...
"but her daddy, he was waiting with a 2 by 4. oh he beat me to the left, he beat me to the right, the mutha fucka beat my ass all night. But I ain't mad, at her prejudice dad, that's the best damn pussy I ever had!"
(0)hmph, EXACTLY the reason why her dad's over protective..
*sneaking around
#51 - On 07/31/2010 at 5:09am by princess_zo
(0)Why would the guy who OWNS the house ring the doorbell? Does he not have keys to his own house? YDI
#78 - On 07/31/2010 at 10:47am by FreshSalad
(0)agreed with 70 and 78. Why in the hell is the dad ringing the doorbell? Maybe if he knocked on the girl's door I can understand his window shenanigans... OP is either lying or extremely stupid.
(0)why would her dad ring the door bell? ure an idiot
#92 - On 07/31/2010 at 6:08pm by ImaBmyLonurTees
(0)why would your dad ring the doorbell and not just come in
#98 - On 07/31/2010 at 9:10pm by kayleebabe03
(0)ugh k first of all
it's both
it's Nicky nicky nine door AND ding dong ditch
and I'm from Toronto, :/
anyways, sometimes my dad comes home and he's carrying grocery shit and rings the door so he doesn't have to drip his stuff to open a doorr
or maybe he forgot his keys
honestly, you never know a persons story
maybe the guys in a wheel chair and can't reach for the door or something
I dunno I'm just saying
but don't be rude :(
(+1)why would her dad ring the doorbell, isn't it his house?
#84 - On 07/31/2010 at 12:32pm by thatguy626
(0)wow, YDI... shouldve seen who was it first ! duhhh -_-
#4 - On 07/31/2010 at 3:26am by Unstoppable15
(0)If the window wasn't on the first floor, I wouldn't have jumped out. It sucks that you have to
deal with her overprotective father though.
#7 - On 07/31/2010 at 3:28am by Bizarre_Bianca
(0)ouchh.. could have been worse. the dad could have been at the door and later noticed u there. you would have had fun explaining that to him (:
#12 - On 07/31/2010 at 3:34am by Jessicaa96145
(0)Or it would have been funny if he landed on her dad xD
#16 - On 07/31/2010 at 3:36am by peter_saurusREX
(0)smooth move(; fuck I hate the stupid anti flood FUCK YOU
#14 - On 07/31/2010 at 3:36am by PincheEdgarr
(0)Why would her dad need to ring the doorbell? even if it was locked he should have a key
#15 - On 07/31/2010 at 3:36am by krissytina
(0)fherl, i know what its like having an overprotective dad :/
and ydi for not checking the door first
#17 - On 07/31/2010 at 3:36am by chevyygirl
(0)Haha! Epic Failure.
Don't assume things for it makes an "ass out of u and, well in this case, your gf" >:D
#22 - On 07/31/2010 at 3:42am by lovestrong
(0)You should've stayed and faced him like a man he would've respected you. Since your a chicken shit you got hurt
#27 - On 07/31/2010 at 3:55am by crazy666chris
(0)Yeah!! I'd give a "man" a lot of respect for breaking my house rules and fooling around with my daughter while I'm not home, as long as he doesn't jump out a window. -.-
#95 - On 07/31/2010 at 8:08pm by TheIrishJaneDoe
(0)Because most dads ring the doorbell JUST to spy on their kids rather than sneak up and check their room. Yall are just a tad bit paranoid.
#31 - On 07/31/2010 at 4:01am by jennadol95
(0)you remind me of a will smith song he talks about girls and in one verse he says he jumps out of a girls window and runs outside in the winter with his underwear lol
(0)you remind me of a will smith song he talks about girls and in one verse he says he jumps out of a girls window and runs outside in the winter with his underwear lol
(0)38: some people don't bother to go and read all the comments there for there ends up being multiple similar comments.
(0)No, this guy posted 4+ of each comment on every FML. The moderators obviously deleted the others.
#53 - On 07/31/2010 at 5:15am by Intoxicunt
(0)jokes ignore that. I ment to say it is the iPod/computer doing that. it happens to me on s regular basis. unless they are annoying then I agree with you .
(0)wow wow wow . my touch needs to work! ignore my stupidity. I noticed that after I posted the two other comments!
(0)Exactly what I was thinking! Why would you ring the doorbell at your own house instead of just unlocking the door?
#54 - On 07/31/2010 at 5:16am by Son_of_Helghan
(0)well sometimes I have to when I don't have a key, but for a father to not have a key, is kind of weird.
(+1)You actually risked breaking your leg because you are too much of a pussy to face your girlfriend's dad? Wow.
(0)that's stupid if it's her house... he should call first
#60 - On 07/31/2010 at 6:15am by tabershawn
(0)if you live with your dad, then he wouldn't ring the doorbell... if you live on your own, then grow a pair
(0)why are you guys sneaking around with each others. just man the hell up n meet her dad, an stop sneaking around.
#67 - On 07/31/2010 at 8:45am by yagurlteeteexoxo
(0)lmao once my girl wouldve said quick jump out the window I wouldve said fuck that I'm hiding in the closet :)
(0)Everyone is saying 'don't assume'. then don't assume that the girl lives with her father. She could either live with her mother or have moved out altogether. They could've expected the father to be over at some point in the day. Everyone jumps to disprove all of the FML's anymore. Why? It's supposed to be a fun site, and you are ruining it.
(0)why would her dad ring the doorbell? just sayin.
#87 - On 07/31/2010 at 12:42pm by xX_LilSammie_Xx
(0)& umm I never knew it was still called " ding dong ditch " or whatever. -__- . . . I alwayss called it something elsee :/ ahaha
#88 - On 07/31/2010 at 2:29pm by Unstoppable15
(0)what? why would her dad ring the doorbell on his own house? unless it was her house...in that case, if shes old enough to have her own place then why would it be bad for her to have her boyfriend over?
#91 - On 07/31/2010 at 5:39pm by snoopfrog5
(0)okay, when op heard the door, her first thought/reaction was her dad, doesn't matter if it's a door ring, or a knock... retards
(0)why would ur father ring the doorbell. it's his house, unless he was coming to visit. and in that case, ur gf should be aloud to do what she wants with guys
(0)If it was her father, why would he ring the doorbell? Wouldn't he just let himself in? Unless it was HER house, in which case, if she's old enough to be living on her own surely she is entitled to have her boyfriend around if she wants?
(0)well sometimes my dad is weird and knocks or rings the door bell. also he could have too many things in his hands to open the door. so it could have easily been him. also. it's not always easy to be with the one you love especially when youre gay/lesbian and your gf/bf's parents don't approve and you have no choice. it's not always easy. you get so scared that you think that you're going to die.
#109 - On 08/02/2010 at 6:15am by Euphoric_boner
(0)44 I completely agree and colt 45 is a great song!!
#111 - On 08/02/2010 at 11:48pm by hotchick90037
(0)why would her dad be ringing the bell if his own home? and if it was HER hone, why in the hell would it matter if you were there?
#113 - On 08/06/2010 at 1:09pm by slowlybreakingme
(0)why would someone ring the doorbell to a home, in which they own?
#114 - On 08/09/2010 at 9:11pm by LOLSMILEYFACE331
