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Today, my girlfriend begged me to stay up late and video chat with her because she missed me. Even though I work early mornings, I reluctantly agreed. After waiting up until 2am for her to get online, I gave up. She had fallen asleep. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25013) - you deserved it (3502)

On 07/28/2010 at 8:40pm - love - by tryon777 - United States

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Fuhohoho.... You were up until 2 in the morning waiting just to chat? Darling, I would have given her just 15 minutes before going off to bed!~

#8 - On 07/29/2010 at 3:22am by Mirorbo

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Yeah, Why didn't you try and call her.

#25 - On 07/29/2010 at 3:51am by Uranus

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