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Today, I helped my fiancé pack up and head to Texas for a business trip. I'm not only going to miss him, but I'll also miss my car keys that I accidentally left in his car. I drive for a living. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19646) - you deserved it (10401)

On 07/20/2010 at 3:01pm - love - by Ohshucks! - United States

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Its hot-wiring time!

#5 - On 07/20/2010 at 7:12pm by Person1233

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No back up key ?
Noob.

#3 - On 07/20/2010 at 7:10pm by iicaptain

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