Love: Today, I helped my fiancé pack up and head to Texas for a business...

By Ohshucks! - 20/07/2010 19:01 - United States

Today, I helped my fiancé pack up and head to Texas for a business trip. I'm not only going to miss him, but I'll also miss my car keys that I accidentally left in his car. I drive for a living. FML

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By blank - 21/01/2013 21:55 - United States

Today, my girlfriend left for basic training. I went to say goodbye to her at the airport. Only after I walked back to my car did I realize that she still had the keys. My extra set was back at the house, locked in. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2009 12:29 - United States

Today, I spent the entire day packing my car full of boxes for my move tomorrow. When I finally finished, I realized I didn't have the car key. It's inside one of the boxes. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/08/2009 12:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend didn't come home from a night of drinking with the boys again, so I told him that I was packing my things and I wouldn't be here when he came home. After all my things were packed, I realized he drove my car to the bar. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/01/2011 18:35 - United States

Today, I was driving back from school 100 miles away from my home with my fiancé and dog. While stopping for gas, we accidentally left our car keys and cell phones in the car. The dog sat on one of the keys and engaged the locks. We were locked out of the car until the tow truck arrived. FML

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By seththing - 22/05/2016 03:49

Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML

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By cincity - 20/07/2018 15:00

Today, my fiancé forgot his wallet. He realized this once we were 5 hours away from home, before checking into a hotel, that had reservations under his name. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2009 16:43 - United States

Today, I was helping my friend pack her carry on for her vacation. I drove her to the airport, and after her plane took off, I noticed I put my cell phone in her purse. Her vacation is 2 months long. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2012 06:31

Today, due to bad weather, my dad let me take his car to drive to my apartment 3 hours away. I only realized when I got there that my keys were still sitting on my parents' kitchen counter. FML

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Wrong place, wrong time

By lug_nut - 06/01/2010 05:24 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house so that he could break up with me. I went out to my car to leave only to discover that all of the wheels had been stolen. Even the spare. I had to spend the rest of the day with my ex-boyfriend finding a way to get my car home. FML

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By DriveMeNot - 27/10/2010 00:02 - United States

Today, I reached into my pocket and found my mom's car keys. I'm a four hour drive away, and she obviously can't come to pick them up. FML

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Juan_M 0

Wednesday 21 July 2010 1:15

Get them mailed back?

Person1233 12

Wednesday 21 July 2010 1:12

Its hot-wiring time!

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yeahthatsrite 0

Wednesday 21 July 2010 1:36

you're a ******* moron.

ArtIsResistance7 1

Wednesday 21 July 2010 1:39

Hotwiring for dummies.

DaveTheBrave20 0

Wednesday 21 July 2010 2:42

uhhmm rent a car...

OMFG_SKYL3R1337 0

Wednesday 21 July 2010 3:11

3 - lol

crazyaces89 7

Wednesday 21 July 2010 3:14

that sucks...u should have had a spare made though.

jenr0330 0

Wednesday 21 July 2010 4:20

And your spare key would be where???

ashiiya 0

Wednesday 21 July 2010 5:00

it happens sometimes....man that must suck. I hope things still turned out ok

perdix 29

Wednesday 21 July 2010 5:09

A local dealership of your car's make should be able to fix you up in a jiffy! It will be an expensive jiffy, but that will teach you to be such a careless idiot. I hope you don't drive around children or organs for transplantation.