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Today, I went running. My girlfriend was so surprised at the fact that I'm exercising that she accused me of making it up so I could cheat on her. I'm just trying to get in shape. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30136) - you deserved it (3533)

On 06/24/2010 at 1:09am - love - by anonymous - United States (Texas)

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