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Today, it was the girl of my dreams' birthday. She already knows I am totally in love with her. So for her birthday I decided to buy her a $60 dollar bottle of rum for her and her friends to have fun with. She picked it up from my house with her new boyfriend waiting in the car. FML
Crash the party and get that shit baaaack, brosky.
The rum, I mean, not the girl.
just becasue she's the girl of your dreams doesn't mean she's single
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Monday 1 September 2014