Today, it was the girl of my dreams' birthday. She already knows I am totally in love with her. So for her birthday I decided to buy her a $60 dollar bottle of rum for her and her friends to have fun with. She picked it up from my house with her new boyfriend waiting in the car. FML

by Anonymous / 06/23/2010 at 7:06pm / United States (Texas) / Love

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  • just becasue she's the girl of your dreams doesn't mean she's single

    #6 - On 06/24/2010 at 3:07am by catherine012

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  • Crash the party and get that shit baaaack, brosky.

    The rum, I mean, not the girl.

    #2 - On 06/24/2010 at 3:05am by allmidnighteyes

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