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Today, it was the girl of my dreams' birthday. She already knows I am totally in love with her. So for her birthday I decided to buy her a $60 dollar bottle of rum for her and her friends to have fun with. She picked it up from my house with her new boyfriend waiting in the car. FML


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On 06/23/2010 at 7:06pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

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Crash the party and get that shit baaaack, brosky.

The rum, I mean, not the girl.

#2 - On 06/24/2010 at 3:05am by allmidnighteyes

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just becasue she's the girl of your dreams doesn't mean she's single

#6 - On 06/24/2010 at 3:07am by catherine012

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