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Today, I went into the store where my boyfriend works. I saw him talking to a customer, his back was facing me, so I went up and smacked his butt. Turns out it wasn't him. FML


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On 06/21/2010 at 10:21am - love - by pizzafreak18 - United States (New York)

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Even if it had been your boyfriend, why would you smack his butt while he's talking to a customer?

#12 - On 06/21/2010 at 1:11pm by cherylface

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don't worry I bet the guy liked it 

#1 - On 06/21/2010 at 1:06pm by Stefany713

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