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Today, I'm three months pregnant. Hours after the father of my baby bought me a wedding ring, he decided to get drunk and tell me that he doesn't see himself with me for the rest of his life, and doesn't really want to get married. Oh and he hates my dog. FML


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On 06/15/2010 at 2:18pm - love - by Samantha (woman) - United States (Arizona)

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pooooor dog :(

#13 - On 06/15/2010 at 5:12pm by christa953

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He wouldn't be the first guy being scared by marriage.. FYL though.

#6 - On 06/15/2010 at 5:11pm by justsayfuck

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