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Today, I'm three months pregnant. Hours after the father of my baby bought me a wedding ring, he decided to get drunk and tell me that he doesn't see himself with me for the rest of his life, and doesn't really want to get married. Oh and he hates my dog. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36750) - you deserved it (5332)

On 06/15/2010 at 2:18pm - love - by Samantha (woman) - United States (Arizona)

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pooooor dog :(

#13 - On 06/15/2010 at 5:12pm by christa953

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leave him, find someone better and sue him for child support =D
but really, i hope everythng works out for the best

=)

#26 - On 06/15/2010 at 5:17pm by ticklemechantell

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