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Today, I got married. I was so nervous right before I said my vows that, in the dead silence, I farted. Loud. My brother showed me afterwards, on tape, over and over and over again. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36514) - you deserved it (6582)

On 06/07/2010 at 3:03am - love - by flipflop - United States (California)

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It could've been worse, you could've had explosive diarrhea while saying your vows.

#3 - On 06/07/2010 at 10:08am by troll4thelulz

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can't say I have ever farted from being nervous haha but that sucks man

#4 - On 06/07/2010 at 10:09am by hethisistony2

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