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Today, my fiancée told me she was having a bad day while we were lying in bed. Just as she was about to fall asleep I thought it would be sweet if I sang her a song that her Mom sang to her when she was a child. Instead, I was told to shut the fuck up and that I sucked. FML

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On 06/04/2010 at 5:38am - love - by badsinger (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

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awe at least you tried

#11 - On 06/04/2010 at 10:08am by esmainldy

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Don't butcher that song for her!

If you suck at singing and she has a pleasant childhood memory of her mom, you have stained it, you fool. If you do indeed suck at singing and don't think you do, head on down to the local karaoke bar -- the masses will let you know what your talent level is.

You should have just let her fall asleep in peace. . . and then jacked off on her face. That's what a nice considerate guy would do. ;)

#32 - On 06/04/2010 at 10:17am by perdix

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