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Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19052) - you deserved it (5936)

On 01/14/2009 at 8:09am - love - by Mr. Shawzy - Canada (British Columbia)

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you should've punched her in the mouth then apologized to her by saying you thought she was a male.

#2 - On 02/08/2009 at 12:14am by dsr9016

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Does that make you the ugliest person...?

#6 - On 03/03/2009 at 3:11am by mizled

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