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Today, I celebrated my 21st birthday. My boyfriend of almost 3 years gave me a big pink vibrator. Thinking it was a joke I said: "I won't need this as long as I have you!" His reply: "That's what I wanted to talk to you about." FML

by mylifesucks / 04/18/2009 at 3:20am / Netherlands (Noord-Brabant) / Love

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  • at least he provided you with a replacement. how thoughtful

    #3 - On 04/18/2009 at 11:07am by effyourlife_

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  • Haha, don't worry about it too much. The vibrator will probably be better anyways.

    #8 - On 04/18/2009 at 11:21am by Ohnoitslindsay

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