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Today, I went on a first date, where my date managed to fall in a creek, take me to his house and measure my height, show me family pictures, and perform the Soulja Boy dance in his living room. All while wearing swim trunks because his pants were drying and he didn't have extras. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24251) - you deserved it (5370)

On 05/24/2010 at 2:13am - love - by gedderdunn - Reserved

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