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Today, my husband called me “my little zebra”. I gave birth a month ago, and I’ve kept a few stretch marks. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19165) - you deserved it (1697)

On 01/14/2009 at 1:33am - love - by noname - France (Languedoc-Roussillon)

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They aren't stretch marks, they are Sexy Momma Tiger Stripes.

#4 - On 02/07/2009 at 11:45am by Kira

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I still have stretch marks on my hips from puberty, and both I and the almost all the men who have seen me naked think they're beautiful. Wear the little zebra with pride! (And I, being a little tiger, will wave at you proudly)

#2 - On 02/05/2009 at 8:42pm by acslayter

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