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Today, my husband called me “my little zebra”. I gave birth a month ago, and I’ve kept a few stretch marks. FML


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On 01/14/2009 at 1:33am - love - by noname - France (Languedoc-Roussillon)

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I understand about the stretch marks making you feel self conscious. But... 'my little zebra' is really cute. Maybe the tone he said it in wasn't? I'd rather a guy accept all my flaws and make light of them to show me he doesn't care about them than secretly contemplate them. He sounds like he loves you.

#15 - On 04/14/2009 at 4:20am by Kathrina

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They aren't stretch marks, they are Sexy Momma Tiger Stripes.

#4 - On 02/07/2009 at 11:45am by Kira

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