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Today, my husband called me “my little zebra”. I gave birth a month ago, and I’ve kept a few stretch marks. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15985) - you deserved it (1217)

On 01/14/2009 at 1:33am - love - by noname - France (Languedoc-Roussillon)

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