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Today, I found out my husband doesn't love me. At all. He told me this while playing Call of Duty with his friends with his microphone on. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35794) - you deserved it (3722)

On 05/16/2010 at 10:24pm - love - by jolene11 - United States

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Good for you- now you can go outside and live your life and not be married to a man who forgets to turn his microphone off. you're better off I say. you don't want to be with a man who doesn't love you. better you found out now than later. :0)

#31 - On 05/17/2010 at 3:33am by pinkzilla0

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So he didn't think you deserved the slight courtesy of being the first to know he didn't love you? Then be sure that the divorce papers are served to him when he's at work, so his entire office can join him in the experience of being the first to know that COD is his new wife now.

#90 - On 05/17/2010 at 9:31am by Drunkbunny

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