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Today, I found out my husband doesn't love me. At all. He told me this while playing Call of Duty with his friends with his microphone on. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25975) - you deserved it (2546)

On 05/16/2010 at 10:24pm - love - by jolene11 - United States

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So he didn't think you deserved the slight courtesy of being the first to know he didn't love you? Then be sure that the divorce papers are served to him when he's at work, so his entire office can join him in the experience of being the first to know that COD is his new wife now.

#90 - On 05/17/2010 at 9:31am by Drunkbunny

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Be grateful, he sounds like a dick. Get a mean lawyer and take everything he's got. Might as well give him a reason.

#101 - On 05/17/2010 at 1:25pm by aback

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