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Today, I asked my girlfriend what her favorite quality about me was. Her answer, "Your car." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (61556) - you deserved it (8105)

On 04/16/2009 at 2:38pm - love - by suckstobeme (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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I suggest one last fuck. Then, as you finish, shoot in her eye and as she's complaining say, "Listen, I know you can't see me right now, but I never want to see you again either."

#7 - On 04/16/2009 at 5:15pm by DrConstantine

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Now I ain't saying she a gold digger... Wait, actually, I am.

#11 - On 04/16/2009 at 5:24pm by Silhouette

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