Today, I asked my girlfriend what her favorite quality about me was. Her answer, "Your car." FML
by suckstobeme / 04/16/2009 at 2:38pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
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I suggest one last fuck. Then, as you finish, shoot in her eye and as she's complaining say, "Listen, I know you can't see me right now, but I never want to see you again either."
#7 - On 04/16/2009 at 5:15pm by DrConstantine
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Now I ain't saying she a gold digger... Wait, actually, I am.
#11 - On 04/16/2009 at 5:24pm by Silhouette
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