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Today, I was talking to my crus about making te soccer team. Excitd, e congratulatd me and looool askd 4 my number. I gave im my cellpone number. He laugd and said "your jersey number". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39425) - you deserved it (10276)

On 02/22/2009 at 2:24am - love - by 987564 (woman) - Korea Republic of (Seoul-t'ukpyolsi)

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so is it bad that he wants to root for you during games and tell people he knows you? consider it. i he cheers for you, the chances he might start to like you increase. just don't get yourself hurt in the game to stand out. Noone is worth you going to the hospital.

#4 - On 02/22/2009 at 11:38am by AliSama

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Hey, he's still interested- asking for your jersey means he'll probably watch for you at the games. Go out there and impress him!

#1 - On 02/22/2009 at 10:43am by stillgood

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