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Today, I was talking to my crush about making the soccer team. Excited, he congratulated me and asked for my number. I gave him my cellphone number. He laughed and said "your jersey number". FML

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Hey, he's still interested- asking for your jersey means he'll probably watch for you at the games. Go out there and impress him!

#1 - On 02/22/2009 at 10:43am by stillgood

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you like soccer, he likes soccer, he wants to know exactly where you are when he watches you play soccer...

/fails to see FML

#6 - On 02/22/2009 at 12:24pm by disgruntled_stdt

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