Love: Today, I was talking to my crush about making the soccer team....

By 987564 - 22/02/2009 07:24 - Korea Republic of

Today, I was talking to my crush about making the soccer team. Excited, he congratulated me and asked for my number. I gave him my cellphone number. He laughed and said "your jersey number". FML

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By tbanana95 - 04/11/2009 03:17 - United States

Today, I got my crush's phone number. I started texting him and once I told him who it was, he stopped replying. FML

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By WhoaThere - 18/12/2009 05:23 - United States

Today, a cute guy asked for my phone number and I gladly gave it to him. I was feeling really good about myself for getting hit on by the star football player. That was until he called 8 times and left 5 messages. In 2 hours. FML

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You IDIOT

By A.L.Woody - 11/08/2009 06:42 - United States

Today, I was approached by the head cheerleader, and she asked for my number. I was so excited that I gave it to her without question. Then she smiled, and walked away. Too bad my girlfriend was right behind me when it happened. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2012 07:32 - Australia

Today, I was talking to a guy I really liked, hoping that he would ask me out. Eventually he asked for my number. I was so excited that I couldn't remember it. FML

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By sofuckingembarassing. - 11/02/2013 19:19 - United States

Today, I spoke to my crush for the first time, and after a while he asked for my number. Ecstatic, I took the first piece of paper I saw out of my purse. I wrote it down and gave it to him, but he handed it back and said, "You might need this." It was an appointment card for my therapist. FML

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By Rakayla - 29/06/2019 12:03 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, after finally asking my crush for his number, and telling him the reason being he's the only friend whose number I don't have, he laughed, then asked, "Why would I ever be your friend?" FML

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By Anon - 14/08/2016 10:58 - United States - Tracy

Today, a cute guy came up to me and asked for my phone number. I was super excited and began to write it down when he said, "It doesn't have to be your real number, I'm not gonna call anyway." I still gave him my real number. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/05/2011 23:30 - United States

Today, a girl I've been crushing on for over a year finally gave me her number. I lost the note at home, but found it a few hours later. I excitedly called, only to find she'd written down the number for the local Pizza Hut. FML

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By chicagobulls102 - 10/09/2011 18:19 - United States

Today, the really cute guy who asked for my number last night texted me. He wanted to know if he could get my friend's number, because he'd been too shy to ask her directly. FML

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By musamalia - 06/01/2009 11:58 - France

Today, a very pretty girl came up to me and asked me for my phone number. Very pleased, I give it to her with a huge smile and tell her that I can be reached at any time. I then watch her go back to her group of friends. My number was for her gay friend, who then meekly waved at me. FML

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AliSama 17

Sunday 22 February 2009 17:38

so is it bad that he wants to root for you during games and tell people he knows you? consider it. i he cheers for you, the chances he might start to like you increase. just don't get yourself hurt in the game to stand out. Noone is worth you going to the hospital.

disgruntled_stdt 0

Sunday 22 February 2009 18:24

you like soccer, he likes soccer, he wants to know exactly where you are when he watches you play soccer... /fails to see FML

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suyci 0

Sunday 22 February 2009 17:03

autsj.. painfull moments

stevenJB 25

Tuesday 22 May 2012 4:44

What we have here is a failure to communicate!

dabears1011234 27

Sunday 27 July 2014 9:04

Exactly what I was thinking.

AliSama 17

Sunday 22 February 2009 17:38

liray 4

Monday 26 July 2010 14:48

how many acorns can you store in those cheeks?

adrianblackett 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 3:38

hahaha

holynemesis1208 3

Sunday 22 February 2009 17:45

well at least he has both now

disgruntled_stdt 0

Sunday 22 February 2009 18:24

you like soccer, he likes soccer, he wants to know exactly where you are when he watches you play soccer... /fails to see FML

xolotl 0

Sunday 22 February 2009 19:21

yeah, guys, the fact that she gave someone her number when they weren't asking for it is the FML (pretty embarrassing), not the fact that he wanted to know her jersey number.