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Today, I took my 4-year-old daughter to the local pool for swim lessons. As we walked onto the deck she turned to me and said "Mom, that lady has really big boobs!" The whole pool heard, even the man my daughter was referring to. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50878) - you deserved it (3233)

On 04/13/2009 at 4:09pm - kids - by shizzy09 (woman) - United States (Washington)

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