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Today, I took my 4-year-old daughter to the local pool for swim lessons. As we walked onto the deck she turned to me and said "Mom, that lady has really big boobs!" The whole pool heard, even the man my daughter was referring to. FML

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On 04/13/2009 at 4:09pm - kids - by shizzy09 (woman) - United States (Washington)

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This should be the guy with boobs' FML entry.

"Today, I was at a local pool when a lady and her daughter came for swimming lessons. As they walked onto the deck, the daughter yelled "Mom, that lady has really big boobs!" She was referring to me. The whole pool heard. FML"

#15 - On 04/13/2009 at 9:02pm by tsezu

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This should be the man with boobs' FML entry.

"Today I was at the local pool when a lady and her daughter came for swimming lessons. As they walked onto the deck, the daughter yelled "Mom, that lady has really big boobs!" She was referring to me. The whole pool heard. FML"

#19 - On 04/13/2009 at 9:04pm by tsezu

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