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Today, I was babysitting a five year old boy. Somehow the topic of relationships came up, he asked me if I had a boyfriend. When I told him that I was single, he got all excited and asked if he could be my boyfriend. It would have been cute except he was the first guy to ever ask me out. I'm 18. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51366) - you deserved it (4087)

On 04/10/2009 at 5:07pm - kids - by boyfriendless (woman) - United States (California)

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