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Today, I was babysitting a five year old boy. Somehow the topic of relationships came up, he asked me if I had a boyfriend. When I told him that I was single, he got all excited and asked if he could be my boyfriend. It would have been cute except he was the first guy to ever ask me out. I'm 18. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (60376) - you deserved it (5565)

On 04/10/2009 at 5:07pm - kids - by boyfriendless (woman) - United States (California)

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don't worry about it!
a great guy will come along one day,
no need in wasting your time on useless guys anyways.
do it once, do it right.

#3 - On 04/10/2009 at 9:39pm by beccanator

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aww that's sweet in a way still, sucks another guy ain't asked you out before though =(

#2 - On 04/10/2009 at 9:36pm by 666midnight

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