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Today, my 18 year old daughter comes home telling me she has been fired from her job at McDonalds. The reason? They had ICarly happy meal toys and she couldn't resist stealing one. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18112) - you deserved it (3487)

On 03/05/2010 at 1:10am - kids - by icarlymom (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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