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Today, my 18 year old daughter comes home telling me she has been fired from her job at McDonalds. The reason? They had ICarly happy meal toys and she couldn't resist stealing one. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20202) - you deserved it (3788)

On 03/05/2010 at 1:10am - kids - by icarlymom (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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well when they had Yugioh cards I stole a LOT of packs. needless to say, however I didn't get caught. :P then again, no one ever gave a shit. LOL

#13 - On 03/05/2010 at 10:22am by KurouTenshi

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hahahaha

#9 - On 03/05/2010 at 10:19am by suffer_for_beaut

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