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Today, my 18 year old daughter comes home telling me she has been fired from her job at McDonalds. The reason? They had ICarly happy meal toys and she couldn't resist stealing one. FML


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On 03/05/2010 at 1:10am - kids - by icarlymom (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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that sounds like the lamest ways to get fired

#6 - On 03/05/2010 at 10:13am by mordantennui

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your daughter sounds like a high class individual.

#39 - On 03/05/2010 at 11:49am by Bob31

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