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Man or woman?

Today, at the elementary school where I teach, the kids all voted for their favorite teacher. I was the only one to receive zero votes. When I asked a small group of students why no one voted for me, one boy replied "because you're the ugliest". FML


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On 02/04/2009 at 7:40pm - kids - by teach - Canada (Quebec)

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You know what? Kids don't know shit.

#3 - On 02/05/2009 at 6:27am by badonis

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kids can be so sincere that hurts sometimes. hope you can deal with the situation in a good way...

#8 - On 02/05/2009 at 4:50pm by huanita

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