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Today, I found out that there's nothing like having to chase a 100-something lb. Bloodhound around the neighborhood when you're 8 months pregnant, with a 3 and 4 year old in tow. Especially when she runs the other way at the sight of you coming. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19605) - you deserved it (2802)

On 03/02/2010 at 7:17am - kids - by Dogs loose - Sent from mobile version

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I think you all are being horribly cruel. One, how can you say she deserves it for not using birth control? It's only three kids, I grew up in a three child household. It's NOT a lot. Second, I also had a dog that would escape out of the backyard (by climbing the fence) and run away when she saw you coming. More than likely the OP was chasing the dog to prevent her small children from freaking out and crying about the lost dog. Animals don't always come back when they get hungry, sometimes they DO get lost. While I don't agree with running while 8 months pregnant, what I see is a mother doing her best to keep the other children happy and protect the family pet from possibly getting run over.

#11 - On 03/02/2010 at 10:18am by KatsClarinet

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Why didn't you just let it go? Animals come back when they get hungry.

#2 - On 03/02/2010 at 10:07am by turdburgers

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