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Today, I lost the beautiful necklace my boyfriend gave me for Valentine's day. I looked everywhere, and couldn't find it. My sister held the bag while I dug through the stinking trash, then after I cleaned everything up, took it out of her pocket and said she was pretending it was lost. FML

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On 02/19/2010 at 8:54pm - kids - by beezybees (woman) - United States (California)

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Put her in the trash and pretend she's lost when your parents ask you where she is.

#3 - On 02/20/2010 at 3:06am by Alzied

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she was proberly jealous

#1 - On 02/20/2010 at 3:05am by Daaarcy

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