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Today, I was looking through my computer's history to find a website I had visited. I found an online forum where my son was discussing how to inject Oxycontin. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30546) - you deserved it (3588)

On 02/11/2010 at 2:58pm - kids - by Rehab (woman) - United States (Florida)

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Oxycodone is not a form of heroin, and neither is methadone.
Methadone is used to give heroin addicts the same feeling as heroin, and the feeling goes away after the first use.
Oxycodone is a pain reliever that is one molecule away from being heroin.
At least he's not doing Heroin.
I've done Oxycodone, and methadone. it's not bad, as in it's not that addicting or fun.
If you pm me ill gladly explain to you what to do, and to help.

#14 - On 02/11/2010 at 7:16pm by homegrowntwinkie

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And how old is that sonny of yours?

#5 - On 02/11/2010 at 7:11pm by me5

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