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Today, my son pooped in his diaper and managed to somehow take it off without my knowledge. He then sat down on the carpet and imitated a dog with worms, all the way down the hallway, through the living room, and into my bedroom. FML

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On 02/09/2010 at 3:19am - kids - by matchristityler (woman) - United States (Texas)

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that's actually fucking hilarious

#2 - On 02/09/2010 at 10:03am by sammichbitch

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if he's young enough to wear a diaper you should know what he's doing at all times

#13 - On 02/09/2010 at 10:13am by SoNotForYou

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