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Today, I was babysitting three little kids. I decided to give one of them (a seven-year-old) a piggy-back ride, thinking I'm strong enough. I managed to get a few feet before faceplanting on the wooden floor. She is fine though, no pain or anything. My face took the impact for both of us. FML

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On 01/30/2010 at 12:05am - kids - by ouchy (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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Hahaha, I just picture some fat little 7 year old jumping on your fallen body.

#6 - On 01/30/2010 at 7:42am by FernandoTorres

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Do yourself a favour... don't try to lift anything over 10 pounds without adult supervision anymore. If you fell so fast you couldn't even drop to your knees and let her slide down your back, you weren't even CLOSE to "strong enough", and should not have attempted it.

#2 - On 01/30/2010 at 6:08am by orp_michael

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