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Today, I was skipping with my mother, when all of a sudden she kneed me in the face and burst my lip open. Instead of helping me she took out her phone and sent this to fmylife. FML.
Just say to your daughter: "Whoops-a-daisy!" Then wipe it off with a warm, damp washcloth while looking concerned. When I was a kid, that automatically decreased pain by about 2 points out of 10.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Tuesday 22 July 2014