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Today, I was holding hands with my daughter and she wanted to skip. When I went to skip I accidentally kneed her in the face. Everyone saw her holding her busted lip and pointing at me. FML


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On 01/22/2010 at 3:11am - kids - by jazz - Sent from mobile version

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Today, I was skipping with my mother, when all of a sudden she kneed me in the face and burst my lip open. Instead of helping me she took out her phone and sent this to fmylife. FML.

#3 - On 01/22/2010 at 2:08pm by FernandoTorres

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Just say to your daughter: "Whoops-a-daisy!" Then wipe it off with a warm, damp washcloth while looking concerned. When I was a kid, that automatically decreased pain by about 2 points out of 10.

#4 - On 01/22/2010 at 2:10pm by snickerdoodles

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