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Today, my four-year-old daughter thought it'd be funny to cut my hair while I was sleeping. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28020) - you deserved it (4169)

On 01/14/2010 at 10:45am - kids - by hair2daygone4ever (woman) - United States (New York)

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I don't think I want kids anymore...

#8 - On 01/14/2010 at 2:29pm by strawberrypocky

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Why do I get the feeling you now bear an uncanny resemblence to Angelica's doll (forgot the name) from Rugrats?

#17 - On 01/14/2010 at 3:00pm by shaister

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