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Today, my young son swung a plastic pipe, it makes a kind of whistling sound as it spins around. I was standing a little too close, luckily it missed both my legs, but hit my happy sacks full on. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22179) - you deserved it (4962)

On 01/12/2010 at 10:27am - kids - by Dr_Dolittle (man) - United Kingdom (Merseyside)

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I never heard the slang "happy sacks" until FML.

#3 - On 01/12/2010 at 2:10pm by skyeyez9

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Happy sacks is such a lame term. Therefore YDI.

#11 - On 01/12/2010 at 2:28pm by _Noon_

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