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Today, I was wondering why my home smelled so weird, until I found out that my 4 year old son had been secretly scattering around food he didn't like to eat throughout the house. How did I find out? No one else in this family leaves half eaten spinach all over my underwear drawer. FML

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On 01/10/2010 at 5:45am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

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In most families you eat together at one table and get up when everybody is ready. How exactly did your 4 year old son manage to scatter around food througout the house?

#6 - On 01/10/2010 at 10:14am by bittersweets

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YDI for making him eat Spinach

#8 - On 01/10/2010 at 10:21am by pet_virus

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