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Today, I was wondering why my home smelled so weird, until I found out that my 4 year old son had been secretly scattering around food he didn't like to eat throughout the house. How did I find out? No one else in this family leaves half eaten spinach all over my underwear drawer. FML

I agree, your life sucks (16181) - you deserved it (2297)

On 01/10/2010 at 5:45am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

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