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Today, I was wondering why my home smelled so weird, until I found out that my 4 year old son had been secretly scattering around food he didn't like to eat throughout the house. How did I find out? No one else in this family leaves half eaten spinach all over my underwear drawer. FML

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On 01/10/2010 at 5:45am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

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You shouldn't be so sure it was your kid.

Maybe your wife sprinkled spinach on your underwear hoping it would give your dick a "Popeye" moment.

Do you have trouble staying "strong to the finitch?"

#14 - On 01/10/2010 at 10:57am by perdix

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Food hanging around for a while plus your underwear is the vital ingredient for anthrax...

#5 - On 01/10/2010 at 10:14am by dbs22

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